Thursday, March 31, 2005

Poop bag snatching is newest wave of crime

Police in San Diego are searching for a gunman who swiped a bag of poop from a woman out walking her dog. The woman told police that she was out walking her dog, Misty, when a man in his 20s ran up behind her and grabbed the bag she was holding.

When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money. When she didn't give him any money he aimed his .22-caliber at Misty and pulled the trigger twice.

Luckily the gun failed to fire but the poop snatcher is still at large.



Thankfully Misty is ok and the poop snatcher should be easy to apprehend. Instead of being caught red-handed he will be caught brown-handed and smelly.

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